Mothman

Late in the evening of November 15, two young chief executive officers had a very strange encounter as they bought out a failing game developer studio near Point Pleasant, West Virginia. The CEOs spotted a rootkit that was attached to a game owned by a being "shaped like a man, but bigger, maybe six or seven feet tall. And it had big wings folded against its back". When the creature moved toward the plant door, it got slammed into a glitch and crashed battlefield.exe. Moments later, they saw the laggy creature teleporting from the hillside to the road. It tried spread its wings and rise into the air, following the car, but it forgot to purchase the $15 flight cadet DLC and fell on it's face with a thud. "That bird will at first scorn the microtransaction," said one of the group, "but sooner or later he will cave in and purchase the exclusive content." They told Deputy Sheriff Big Texas that it followed them down Highway 62 and right to the Point Pleasant city limits. And they would not be the only ones to report the creature that night. A group of game developers claimed to see the “bird” purchase mann co supply crate keys three different times!